Baked, Boozed, & TattooedBaked, Boozed, & Tattooed
The perfect degenerate tee shirt for when you just have to tell everyone how much you love being stoned, drunk, and covered in ink. A big winner at family gatherings, if your goal is to get all of your relatives to yell at you. Better yet, the perfect shirt for hanging with your chill, baked, boozed, and tattooed chosen family.
There’s a hungry beast in all of us, and what better way to satiate your need than with a FEAST! Want a t-shirt with a wolf howling at the moon? Get over it! This one’s gonna rip your face off! This is the 21st Century, boys, girls, and lycanthropes. You’d better get in or the car’s leaving without you.
As always, this t-shirt is $20, only comes in black, and is made of 100% cotton. All Rude Flash shirts are printed with child-safe, eco-friendly ink.
Perenneal FupPerenneal Fup
A t-shirt for the kind of fuck-up that comes back every year. Own your mistakes with this black 100% cotton tee printed with a flowery flash tattoo design.
For the unapologetic fuck-up or just people with an unabashed love of skeleton hands. We see you. You’re valid. A shirt that’s the perfect way for telling the goth in your life that you love them just are the way they are. Without being too gross about it, of course.
Heart BreakerHeart Breaker
Out of luck finding a shirt that really gets across that sense of heartbreak? Qué lástima! Until now, that is.
This $20 black t-shirt combines a traditional flash tattoo design with the perfect saying to explain away your depression. Now that’s self-care.
As always, this Rude Flash shirt is 100% cotton and printed with eco-friendly inks.
Ken SuggestionKen Suggestion
Be the Toast of the town: wear the skull of your foe. This t-shirt is a surefire way to establish some serious boundaries between you and anyone literate who comes your way.
We suggest wearing a tear-away shirt over it for maximum impact when you really want to tell someone to just fuck off. No one will call you “Poor Yorick” anymore when you’re walking around in this.
Imbued with the power of the pentagram, this vampire bat has become… PENTABAT! And made his way onto this 100% cotton black graphic tee from Rude Flash.
Sniff out goody two-shoes and bat-lovers alike with this Satanic t-shirt inspired by neo-traditional tattoos. Because you know the bats never meant to hurt anyone.
It’s a bat! It’s a boar! It’s BATBOAR. Just when you thought Babe and Charlotte’s Web had made it safe to love pigs again, here comes a true menace of the pen. You don’t want to mess with this Satanic swine.
As with all of our shirts, this tee is 100% cotton and printed using eco-friendly inks.
Almost ParadiseAlmost Paradise
Follow the path through the twin peaks towards your salvation. Find the bliss behind the bomb with this 100% cotton black t-shirt reminding you our work is never done.
If you’re going to go down, you might as well look cool when you do. You’ll be in the bunker a long time.
Like all Rude Flash shirts, this tattoo flash-inspired tee is printed with eco-friendly ink.